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The fuckers who invented unpoppable bubble wrap
“hey bro u know who invented the unpoppable bubble wrap”
“yeah it was those assholes at Sealed Air Corp”
“sons of bitches”
Li Sket I'm her head the Hermatic seal
The hermatic seal, Li's slut I'm her head.
a sexual endeavour, whereby a male emits seminal fluid latitudinally across the eyes and mouth of his playtime acquaintance. the act is proceeded by the sprinkling of silver sparkles over the affected orifices. this results in a shiny, chrome seal face.
Claims all the lost female souls from quiet rural areas in the midlands. Does to them what he pleases and has them begging for more. Only to quietly dismiss them from his layer the next morning. The females then have nowhere to turn but the Winking Frog, in hope to again one day meet the Seal-Yates and again extract the magic they once received from the beast itself.
To seal-yates the rural victems of the night
The type of seal between a BBC and the cheeks of a red robin
That black seal was clapping them cheeks so hard when it pulled out it sounded like a freshly opened can of dill pickles being opened.
To horrifically ruin a romantic excursion; "sealing the deal" gone sour.
"Greg sneezed over his date's boobs last night; that really dealed the seal."