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A deal so good that it makes a mess in your trousers.
If he wants a normal sale source on..not quite the semen splattering deals we've got on the go elsewhere 😉
A plant made of of jizz, collecting and grown by a BDSM dominatrix from his/her slaves. After it blooms, the dominatrix eats the blooms.
I finally have enough jizz for my Semen Succulent! James was my last subject, I can't believe the big load he burst!
When you ejaculate on a girls face, particularly her eyes, and let them dry. When she opens her eyes there will be an opaque lens of dry semen which she will look through.
Yesterday I fell asleep after a long night of sex and woke up with semen eyes.
The remainings of your semen
Jc: Lick my semen Ketchum
Jesse: wtf is semen Ketchum
A rare term used to describe a penis, generally that of a man.
Upon reaching climax the male species will ejaculate via the semen nipple.
The volcanuous eruption of semen from the genitals of a male donor a male that Is capable of registering upon a Richter scale device.
Bobs seismic semen blast had penetrated deeply into Mary’s abyss of a vagina.
As has been scientifically proven in the past, semen is good for you. Unfortunately, like all things, it must be taken in moderation. An overloading of the system can cause semen syndrome. Usual symptoms include being skinny, having large intake valves (mouth, nose, ears), irritability, occasional 'colds' (pretending to be sick for normal people) and a general bad nature about their person. Semen syndrome can be treated very easily by not sucking off homeless guys for money and taking dicks in the arse from strangers.
You know {insert name} who is always sick? I think he has semen syndrome
Patient: What is it doc?
Doctor: You have semen syndrome, its written all over your lips