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The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.
Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.
disgusting smell that comes from semen. it smells like some kind of a grass.
person 1: semen odor is disgusting. its the only reason why i dont masturbate
person 2: yeah
When a senior male sets his penis in a hotdog bun to resemble a Franks Hotdog and a female sucks on the “hotdog” until the male ejaculates. The female then proceeds to snowball the male.
“Dude I just did a Frank Semens with this hot chick last night, it was great until the ending”
Semen that you can’t feel when it squirts out on it
He had some sneaky semen, like a ninja
A form of tax paid in exchange for a favor, usually sexual in nature that ends in ejaculation
Cindy and I went to Applebee's, I was short on cash but offered to pay the bill if she paid the semen tax.
A magical beanstock covered in your families semen used for your teachers to climb on.
Hey there goes Mrs Graves on the semen covered beanstock again
The Politically Correct term for CumDumpster
Your wife is such a semen safe, Bob