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You know how, when you do something embarrassing, there always seems to be a hot guy/girl around to witness it? That's shame goggles in action. Under normal circumstances, the person would be average, decent-looking but not extraordinarily hot. But because you have just embarrassed yourself, your brain makes them hotter to amplify your shame. The more embarrassing the blunder, the hotter the person will become.
Girl 1: I can't believe that hot guy just saw me step in dog poo!
Girl 2: He's not that hot. Take off your shame goggles. And wipe your shoe.
When you are at your home or at a friends house or any public place overnight and you forget to bring your towel into the bathroom with you and another person has to hand you a towel while you reach through the small crack of the door so they don't see anything but your hand and arm.
"The other day, I had The reach of shame"
When a man gets the BIG horn and it takes hold of him like a demon and he sleeps with someone that he doesn't really want to because of said demon. The demon then leaves his body in the form of white sticky love piss and he returns to his normal self. The immediate remorse and regret felt following the demon's departure is nut-shame.
*at party*
Guy 1: I just fucked the ugliest gremlin of a girl, let's get out of here before anyone finds out
Guy 2: Ahh pal, instant nut-shame.
Jerking off and nutting while your sibling or friend is in the bed next to you
The other night I couldn't help myself even tho my aunt was sleeping in the bottom bunk. When I finished, it was just such a shameful explosion
shaming people by drawing exceptionally good and complaining it’s shit
creds: claire
WHY U DRAW SHAMING ME?!?!
When a person shames you after a nap...
How was that nap! I think this napping thing is a problem!!!! Nap shaming is what I call this action!!!
Shame milk is the sad milk left over when a barista has accidentally steamed too much milk for a customers drink. Usually will be put into the shame cup which the barista will drink throughout their shift
“Awe man I steamed too much, guess I have to deal with my shame milk now :(“