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Damn, the simpsons nelson is a bitch, yeah, nelson is a bitch.
Being stuck at a rank for enjoyment of others.
Loser Staff Sergeant Simpson
The world is cursed to have predictions written in episodes of The Simpsons to come true. They've predicted Disney acquiring Fox, 9/11, the Cybertruck, the OceanGate Submersible disaster, COVID-19 twice, the AppleVision Pro, FaceTime, and way, way, WAY more.
The Simpsons predicted Trump's assassination attempt, but he survived. He is now the only thing in the universe to break the Simpsons Curse.
When a girl just sucks the tip of a penis.
OMG...Suzie gave me the most incredible Maggie Simpson last night.
When a show should’ve already ended but the Company thats airing it decides to keep milking it by producing more seasons and merchandise for money even though it‘s already dead and has lost all of it‘s original character and humor.
Guy 1: Dude FOX announced the 23th season of Family Guy.
Guy 2: Man that shit isn’t even funny anymore, must be The Simpsons Effect because some people can’t let go.
All adages should be read and thought as if they start with "Generally, ", this includes Simpson's adage.
Person A: "Many hands make light work." / "Things are not always what they seem" / "It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law."
Person B: "Yeah but you should consider Simpson's adage."
he’s homers dad. NOT ABRAHAM LInCOlN!!!!111
hello there guy: aberagam gincoln is Abram simpsn
no: Nono it’s Abraham Simpson