Sloppy neck

Neck game sloppy when your neck game is sloppy(sloppy head).Created by egovert.

Sloppy neck when you say
Hey is your neck game sloppy?

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sloppy donkey

When a guy and a girl are having anal sex in doggy style and the guy comes in the girl's ass. The girl then proceeds to fart while braying like a donkey.

We were doing the sloppy donkey last night and now my room smells of cum and fart.

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Sloppy Brett

A Sloppy Brett is the term given to the loose nub of skin that hangs from Brett Favre's asshole after he has been pumped from behind by a majority of the Green Bay Packers front office. A Sloppy Brett will most likely resemble a pig's ear after he rolls around in the mud. The act of Sloppy Brett dates way back to 1922 when the WBSA, or the Wisconsin Bun Stuffin' Association was first founded by Pappy Pootin.

Oh My God! I had no idea that after that cow gave birth that it would look like a Sloppy Brett!

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Sloppy Falafel

1) Menu item at Ramsi's Cafe on the World.

2) Performing cunnilingus on a vegan or vegetarian.

Guy to waitress: "I'd like the sloppy falafel tonight."

Waitress to guy: "I'd like the sloppy falafel tonight too."

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sloppy sylvester

this is when youre doing two chicks at once and right before you cum, you pull out and spray it all over her love box. then she rubs it in to the other girls bearded clamand smears it everywhere as she grings it in.

"man i got those two chicks from the club last night to come home a have a sloppy syvester with me on film!"

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Sloppy Panda

while during the act of getting a blowjob you punch the female in both eyes at the same time, then ejaculate all over her face turning her eyes black and her face white resembling a panda

So i brought this chick over to my house, i ended up giving the bitch a sloppy panda.

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Sloppy Sandy

A sloppy Sandy is a process that involves sexual and non-sexual events. Steps in order:

1. Man performs anal sex and ejaculates inside woman's rectum.
2. The man sucks his semen out of the woman's butthole.
3. Man sucks jizz out of woman's ass
4. Man snowballs with the butt jizz.
5. Woman spits the semen on to her pussy.
6. Man vomits on her pussy.
7. Man ejaculates on her pussy again.
8. Woman vomits on her own pussy.
9. Man sprinkles rat turds on pussy
10. Make sure the woman is menstrating
11. Man eats out pussy
12. Man makes out with woman with the Sloppy Substance on his face.
13. Man shaves pussy and Sloppy Substance into a glass bowl.
14. Refrigerate
15. Make quesedilla's with Sloppy Sandy Mix.
16. Rinse and repeat

It took me an entire afternoon to perform a Sloppy Sandy on Lauren.

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