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Angus Lachlan Small is a word that can be widely used in many ways. An extremely handsome man that strives for as much of the female genitalia as possible. He is a hero we have but do not deserve. He is so chunky yet so simple and has girls get lost in his gaze on the regular. Angus Lachlan Small may attract many humans of the female sex but has a crave for men. Angus Lachlan Small has an addiction to sniffing people and can be very serious and most common in southern Alabama. Angus Lachlan Small tends to sniff his grandpa as he is busy beating his grandma.
1: Dude you were getting around at that party last night, you were basically an Angus Lachlan Small.
2: Why are you sniffing me? i think you should go to rehab you definitely have Angus Lachlan Small.
3: Oi last night all the girls wanted you but you went for the men you cheeky Angus Lachlan Small.
The most reliable, longest lasting gasoline engine in existance. Often used in good cars and makes a great conversion for datsuns, also used in camaros and other sports cars and sedans, also can be found in light trucks and some towing vehicles.
Lets go race that civic because I know I will win cause I have a chevy small block.
Yeah she has a small block in her.
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The condition which compells men to overcompensate their lack of manhood by overachieving in other areas, bodybuilding, for example.
That guys soo uptight, and mean to all women...
I bet he suffers from small penis syndrome.
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A male who has a huge attitude, thinks his shit doesn't stink, and really has no reason to treat others like shit.
Who does he think he is Captian small cock...
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Official title for United States Army MOS series of 91F (ninety-one fox). They are the best trained weapon mechanics on the face of the planet. Their main responsibility is to repair weapons which troops have damaged due to negligence, lack of knowledge, inability to retain information once it has been presented and occasionally due to actual combat.
In maintenance companies 91F's work in larger groups, gauging , repairing and preparing weapons for training and combat.
Occasionally a 91F will be attached to a line company or battalion that is more than likely to see combat, has a lower than usual IQ average that poses a higher risk to government equipment or both (especially with combat engineers and infantry). In these groups, 91F's are often erroneously referred to as "armorers", referring to the ASI identifier that traditionally knows almost nothing about weapons and refuses to accept your weapon into the arms room, no matter how clean it is. 91F's who are new to such units are often offended by this label because of the vast difference in training, but experienced 91F's let it go, feeling sympathy for the special needs companies they are attached to who honestly couldn't know any better if their lives, families lives and the lives of every living organism in the universe depended on it.
"Go take that weapon to Jones, he's a qualified Small Arms Repairer".
"Say again? I don't understand..."
"Go take that weapon to Jones, he's our unit armorer."
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Small Dick Energy is cockiness without skill. It is the sexual equivilent of writing a check of $10k to show off knowing you don't have it in the bank account.
Rice Gum's brags about his genital length but it actually 5.3cms long. Its small dick energy corrupts all it touches. So only tissues, his hands and his friends biscuits.
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The envious feeling a woman experiences when she wishes she had smaller, perkier breasts. Commonly remarked upon when one woman is caught glimpsing at another woman's breasts with a look of envy.
Woman 1: "Ugh, I wish I had your small boobs!"
Woman 2: "Small boobs envy? I know."
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