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An ancoholic drink invented by Gustavo D. Esparza. The "Mojito Smash" it is served in many bars and nightclubs on the west coast. It was invented on June 29th, 2003 and it is very refreshing! Ask the bartender to make you one...
INGREDIENTS:
1 1/2 oz Listerine Spearimint Flavored Mouthwash
3 fresh mint sprigs
2 tsp sugar
1 tbsp fresh lime juice
2 1/2 oz fresh mango juice
1 splash club soda
PROCEDURE: Muddle the mint leaves, sugar and lime juice in the bottom of a tall glass. Add Listerine and mango juice. Add a splash of club soda and ice cubes. Serve with a mint leaf garnish
(the mango juice can be substituted with Sprite)
Why do they call it a "Mojito Smash"??
because its minty and it will get you smashed!!!!
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Blunt force trauma to the anus.
I slipped off the bike pedals and received a vicious anus smash.
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When a girl gives a guy a penny as a token of friendship, but the guy really is looking for more than friends, and is let down by the girl.
Julian got a Smashed Penny from Marissa yesterday, that said
"Julian+Marissa, best friends forever!" he was so pissed off!
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When a meathead, or generally dumb and strong person, violently smashes things with his bare fists. Also used to make fun of any meathead. A person like this usually also fistpumps like he is repeatedly stabbing someone.
Harmless Onlooker: Holy shit hes going to Teddy Smash that 2x4.
(Meathead smashes 2x4 with his fists like he is the fuckin hulk or something)
Meathead: TTTTTEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYY SSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When somebody forgets the 'the' in The Smashing Pumpkins.
Smashing Pumpkins are the greatest band ever!
No, but the Smashing Pumpkins are!
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to smash ones cunt with a fist, penis, foot, head, bat, etc...
aka: cunt puncher, punch fuck
similar to: clown punch, turkey punch
After I came in her ear, I cunt smashed that bitch!
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1. Whilst making love to a woman's anus from behind her you bust a nut all up in your condom, then you take you turn your condom inside out and start to go to town on her snatch to get her pregger's. 10 months later when she's having the baby in the hospital you violently kick open the door to her room and scream "You just got SMASH GORDONED!"
That douche bag Heraldo gave me a Smash Gordon last night, what a joker.
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