sock goblins

The sock goblins are the archenemies of the sock gnomes. Their role is to sneak into your house at night and replace all the socks the the sock gnomes have stolen. It has been noted that this never really equates to a full pair of socks. See sock gnomes for more information. This phenomenon also applies to any missing object that one cannot find for days that suddenly turns up.

Aah... i'd been looking for this sock for weeks, the sock goblins must have brought it back... I wonder where the other sock is?

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socked up

To get you're ass beat...

Damn,"that Mother Fucker got socked up!"

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white socks

Code word for cocaine. Alias for when you don't want everyone and their mama to know when your trying to get the hook up on some cocaine. Another way of keeping your sack a secret amongst a bunch of free loading suckas!!

Q: What's up with that game today?

A: What game you talking about?

Q: That freaking white socks game bro?

A: Oh that game, the score is off the hook!

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eat sock

getting kicked in the face; a sock in the mouth

whomp that bitch. make her eat sock.

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sock sniffer

someone who samples their own odor

sock sniffer; taking your shoe off and putting your foot to your nose; wiping your ass and putting the toilet paper to your nose

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Rave Sock

Typical rave girl wearing nothing but glitter and underwear that makes out with everything it comes into direct eye contact with. Usually not attractive and typically under 17 years old.

Also See: Village Bicycle

Origin: After a hard night of raving your socks get dirty and gross and you just want to throw them away.. just like that 15 year old girl you were making out with for an hour.

"I like raving because the only chicks I can pull are rave socks"

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Sock Addict

Someone who masturbates with a sock too much and gains friction burns.

"What can i say i'm a sock addict and it fucking hurts!"

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