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Spider-Man (acted by Tom Holland) is a character created by Marvel, so that the beaches get more sand.
*at the beach* I love all this white Spider-Man!
Sometimes called the quad jerk, or the four legged. When you try to jerk off with your feet, Both hands and fornicate yourself all at the same time.
Paul: “Did you tap Amanda last night?”
Zak: No I got too drunk so I just gave myself the good ol spider jerk.
Paul: Same!
When you cum in the ass and after you pull out they blow fart the cum back on you sticking to whatever it lands on first.
My girl let me fuck her in the ass and she spider-manned my face.
The little creeper hairs that appear around the edges of a swimsuit worn by someone not groomed
I was gonna hit on that babe, then I got a glimpse of some truly awful Speedo spiders. Definitely not into the bearded taco.
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A cat with the amazing ability to stick to walls with suction cups and/or their sharp claws
Guy 1 the genius: Hey look a Spider cat!
Guy 2 the idiot: Whats a Spider cat?
Guy 1 the genius: A Spider cat is a cat with the amazing ability to stick to walls with suction cups and/or their sharp claws
Guy 2 the idiot: I won't remember that
A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.
Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.