The act of eating a piece of Laffy Taffy while gaping your partners butthole, and then pulling out and trying to ring the hole with a spitty slurp before the hole closes.
If we are going to do the laffy taffy splash we will need more laffy taffy
A cooler name for the shower.
“Hold on i’m about to hit the splash locker real quick”
When you sit on the toilet and your dick splashes the water.
A man might say he did the splash down to prove he has a big dick.
When you, your sister, and cousin all shit, piss, and cum on each other at the same time
Did you hear jody talking to his friends? Said he went to Alabama splash adventure last weekend!
When a guy cums so hard while getting a handjob from a midget. Due to the height difference the midget gets sperm in her eye and screams in delight.
... going out with my girl later. Since her eye is feeling so much better we will be doing the midget splash
When the man lays flat on the floor with his mouth open, the woman suspended high above him plays with herself until she squirts and flaps her arms like a bird and makes teradactal noises.
Oi mate me and the lass got well frisky the other night, I let her teradactal splash me!
Seats closest to anything that may include uncontrolled splattering of liquid or fluid, such as spit from a teacher at the front of a classroom, blood and sweat from a fight in a boxing ring, or particular seats at a water ride that got drenched.
I wanted to sit at the front of the classroom and show my teacher how excited I was to learn the subject. But after repeatedly getting hit in the face with spit during the lectures, I realized that I was sitting in the splash seats, so I decided to sit back a few rows.