When you bath with a bunch of spunges
My sponge bath was sticky
Hey sponge bath, you too stupid to figure out what’s going on?
The dusty sponge is a sexual act in which the dominator (usually male) artificially increases the size of an (usually womans) asshole to the point where he can insert a fist. He then grabs his dick and cums in her asshole, spits in her asshole and then proceeds to fist her with a sponge in his hand, collecting all of the juices he proceeds to grab her hair from behind and squeeze the sponge over her eyes.
Mark: Yo bro you see Paul do The Dusty Sponge to Robert last weekend?
Brian: Yeah bro shit was insane!
Noun: A rotted out piece of overpriced shit version of the iconic, 38' Cigarette Top Gun, that no man or women in their right mind would take ownership of. Typically owned by aging, fatass, balding men whilst sporting piece of fuck Konrad drives . Some hidden attributes include dead fish, sea weed, old smelly water, rotten wood, chicken wings, shitty beer cans, and broken random cabin pieces. A certain self praised, attention seeking ego must be obtained to own this gem. See also: Moistress.
Tim Pavlovic tried to find a decent boat for a change, instead he found "Top Sponge"
(noun): someone who believes any piece of information they read on the internet (no matter the source or credibility), passing it along to others as if it is always truthful.
“Dude’s been sharing the craziest headlines and conspiracy theories lately. He doesn’t even care at this point if they’ve already been debunked- talk about a Hyperbolic Sponge…”
a truth teller
easy going
not moody but will let you know when enough Is enough
sometimes sponge Bob type people think alot
sponge Bobs are conscious individuals who like living carelessly and adventurous in a childlike manner
(hence they speak the truth to not have to go back to a lie and have fun but not to much of it)
most sponge bobs are funny to others in a cute or good way (but they don't really realize it.) (as they mature they understand their humour)
sponge bobs don't Die.
I enjoy being "A Sponge Bob"
"A Sponge bob" isn't only a cartoon character
"A Sponge bob" people are the Best and easiest to get along with.
To sponge max is to use a sponge and aggressively use it as a way in different ways to enlarge the penis in rough ways for a partner
Have you heard of the spunk maxxing meta?
Nah Sponge maxing is the new meta now.