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A book that made Biff Tannen rich in 1985
Originally Marty McFly wanted to go back in time and make himself rich, but old Biff Tannen decided to tabled the turns.
Marty: Party's over Biff, theres a little matter we need to talk about.
Biff: Yeah money right well forget it!
Marty: No, not money, Grays Sports Almanac
Biff: You heard him girls, party's over...
is the medical term used for the lack of one's experience in watching sports videos. The known symptoms of this deficiency are lack of knowledge of great sports plays, statistics or players' information. It can happen to anyone who doesn't watch enough sports channels on their television or log on to sports websites. ESPN.com has a cure for this diseases and it can be found at www.espn360.com.
NOTE: This deficiency must be taken seriously and those who have it should act towards a cure soon.
Ryan did not know about the 720 dunk, he definately has the sports video deficiency lately.
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A person, usually a teenager who drives his parents’ sports car, who believes his, parents, V6 can and will beat all cars on the road including but is not limited to: Camaros with v8s, mustang GT's, Firebirds and Trans Am’s, Chargers, Challengers, Corvettes, Imports of all kinds, especially Civics, and basically anything on the road that has four tires and an engine. They usually baby their car like it’s a priceless artifact that should be put into a museum or kept in the garage all year-round. Some even go as far as putting stickers on their cars to attempt to fool others into thinking it is faster such as putting a GT or Cobra emblem on a v6 Mustang or a SS OR Z28 Badge on a Camaro: Stickers do not make the car any faster or more desirable nor does sunglasses and a leather jacket make the person cooler! These cars usually reek of cigarettes, and excessive pride and Axe Body Spray. This is not limited to all entry level sports cars, just the ones that parents buy for their teenagers that are driven and treated like they are a Ferrari.
Tony:"Bro, My mustang (V6 sports car) is totally sick. its soo fast for a v6. I can beat anything."
Eric:"Then why did we just get passed by a school bus..."
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The obituary section of a newspaper.
I was reading the irish sports pages and I found out that Old Man Boyle croaked.
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Sports Try Hard - A person who goes balls to the wall during sports exhibitions,friendlies or scrimmages. A Sports Try Hard completely disregards the etiquette of a friendly game. This person competes at an embarrassing level no matter the circumstance.
While at a pick up game 30-year-old Bob ran circles around the young kids. Never giving tge youngsteers a chance he bull rushes his way through the kids scoring a goal and celebrating as if he won game seven of the finals. Young Billy simply looked at him and said "what a Sports Try Hard douche".
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When you to sexy for your mirror so you take your relationship to the next level. THAt DICK SpoRTINg GOOD ahahahahha
Yo dick sporting goods what is gold
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Anyone who goes to the games turn out to be stupid anyway and if they bombed the stadium during the games the IQ of Philly would probably go up.
Duuh me and Jasen went to the Phillies game...go Phillies,go Phlyers,go Iggles. philly sports fans.
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