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Someone who keeps every bit of electronic data that passes through their computer/phone. They archive every email, store electronic copies of utility bills, and save every photograph of every relative's kid ever taken.
An electronic version of a pack rat.
Dude, you are a total data squirrel. Seriously. You do not need to archive text messages. You need hoarding therapy.
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Gary, a squirrel, is a mediocre ice-skater. He skated 2 years with the infamous Chaz Micheal Micheals and supposidly has a thrid ball.
Chaz"When we were gettin' stoned out by the busstop, he said he had a third ball" Gary the squirrel is dumbfounded.
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A close relative of the the hood rat. The hood squirrel stores nuts in her jaws.
A hood squirrel is a dressed up hoodrat that runs around the neighborhood with her bushy tail tooted up to attract random men that don't mind bussing in her mouth.
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a small 11th grade scrawny kid from south Carrol who shits in random bathrooms and doest get caught. chances are he wont get caught be he continues to shit at random.
hey squirrel meat did you just pull a poop bandit in Mr. Davis's room?
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A small kid whose physical conditions are a) no higher than 4'11" b) a Causian teenager and c) no heavier than 90 pounds and who acts like he's gansta or a skater punk. basically they are pint sized kids trying to be bad-ass but will eventually get arrested and wake up in jail to some 300 pound redneck named Bubba who wants to make them his biatch! If a S.K. tries to mug you at night, the best defense is to hit them with a blunt object
Imagine a small ass kid trying to make you his bitch
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Along with Camp Lazlo, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, My Gym Partner's A Monkey, and Ben 10, the reason most people stop watching Cartoon Network.
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Sex position, when the female in on her stomach while holding her ankles with her knees fully bent. The Male holds her knees up while spreading her legs, to hit it from the back.
While executing the flying squirrel Andrew got rug burn on his knees and Nicole got it on her face.
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