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When you take a Trojan magnum condom and fill it all the way up with lube and then hit someone in the face with it
Person 1: Dude I just saw him get a slippery steven.
Person 2: Aw gross!
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A man of the short height, dark hair, quite pail, with an abnormally large nose that seems like it could stab someone if he looks in the wrong direction.
"You see that man over there?" "Why yes, yes I do." "I don't know why, he just seems like a Steven Angotta."
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When you fire out a greasy shit so hard that it leaves a brown streak on the bottom of the toilet even after flushing.
I left a DooDoo Stevens in the toilet at Sally's house today and it just wouldn't go away no matter how many times I flushed. I didn't know what to do so I went home.
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The newest phenom in the NHL, he is way better than Sidney Crosby and Alex Ovechkin ever were at 20. Combined with Martin St.Louis he becomes the ultimate point machine. He was left off of the 2010 team Canada roster during the Olympics cos Steve Yzerman and Babcock screwed up majorly and ended up choosing a bunch of old geesers and missed out on real talent. He Sidney Crosby's successor.
Often is mistaken for being Greek when he is clearly Macedonian just like Alexander the Great had Macedonian blood. Greek Canadians want Steven to be Greek so bad that they go around telling people they are proud a Greek player is the scoring leader of the nhl when he is Half-Macedonian and Half-Scottish.
Whoa look there is Steven Stamkos scoring goals like no tomorrow.
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john stevens is a long haired streak of shit and we all know that he's a complete and utter faggot
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A horrible peice shit who sucks on wee wee. Can go die
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