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Stoner Sense

Also known as the 7th Sense, the Stoner senses are a combination of senses regarding weed. A stoner knows when it is their toke because their stoner senses may be "tingling". A true stoner can always smell weed despite the level of cloggedness of the nose and can always sense when weed is nearby or up to a mile in radius.

"hey pile of crotty, my stoner senses are tingling its your toke man"
or
"Hey do you guys smell skunk?" "No man my stoner senses are telling me it's weed"

by Dr. Bonholio October 11, 2012


stoner bro

A homie/bro who gets stoned with you

Me and my stoner bro are gonna get blazed tonight

by Scotty420 May 21, 2014


stoner with a boner

a guy who smokes weed with an erect penis

tha guy is a stoner with a boner

by Kenny the stoner February 23, 2004

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stoner courtesy

not being a jerk and selling drugs (weed, lsd, bars, etc.) for higher prices then you should.

damn dude juan showed major stoner courtesy last night when i got a hit of acid for 10 bucks while he gave this n00b a hit for 20.

i got a gram of dro for 20 and this nark got a gram for 30. gotta love stoner courtesy!

by korrrrn-deznutz January 29, 2011

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Stoner Signal

a. Flicking your lighter twice to signal other stoners to match.
b. Advertising you either want to buy weed or you have weed to sell.

Me and my brother saw this guy with dreads, we stoner signaled him to match with us

by BonneyLakeStoner April 14, 2010

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princess stoner

That girl who wears designer labels, is in good social standings with friends and teachers, who gets her shit done on time, who joins clubs, is on student government, and spends her parents money on weed. lots and lots of it. She's not a sloppy drunk, enjoys a good time, sometimes DTF, always DTS, and can out-smoke any bro she knows.

girl 1: God i hate that bitch. she rubs her marc jacobs shit in our face, represents the student body on council, and has the hottest boyfriend.
girl 2: yeah, i hear she smokes him and her friends up all the time.

girl 1: If i was smoking that much there's no way I'd be as active. seriously what's her secret?
girl 2: nothing, she's just a princess stoner.

by bluegreengrrl August 16, 2011

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Joshua Stoner

A person who is the man. Good looking, fun, strong, and very attractive.

that guy is a joshua stoner.

by jackal3 October 29, 2012

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