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Giving a reach-around handjob to an overweight man while spitting (including flem or small amount of vomit) into his anus, before tonguing it. Similar to a Rusty Trombone.
The person had a bad cold before giving a rusty trombone to a hairy fat dude, and then sneezed in his ass. It turned into a Swamp Tuba (or Swampy Tuba).
when a girl is giving oral the males cum then gets in her eye
Rebecca got Garret's cum in her eye so now she had swamp eye
WHen you are drinking and beer, wine, liquor spills down your chin into your bra!
swamp boobies !
My wife was drinking wine and got swamp boobies!
A Porta Swamp is a really sweaty glove you can wear, so that you can capture the essence of the swamp with the palm of your hand. The underwear format is available too.
The Porta Swamp is disgusting and feels hot and humid on the hand itself. I love it!
a fart that smells like the stinkiest swamp ever but sounds like a duck when you fart
" damn bro that smells like a rotten swamp but sounded like a duck quack" , well jimmy you just got swamp ducked"
The term used to describe a male ice addict , the female version being .... Puddle duck .
" look out ladies ...put the pips away . Here comes that bloody swamp swallow again ! "
A swamp swallow is the males version of the classic " puddle duck " ( the name given to a female that will happily have relations with pretty much anyone that is offering the drug "ice" in exchange .
Sally says.... "Holy shit ....Quick hide the pipe" . . . to Sarah as the "swamp swallow" ....aka - Andrew enters the residence .