Taking a wank!

Expression used when you don't want to say what you are up to.

Bob: Hello
Jim: Hello
Bob: What are you up to?
Jim: Taking a wank!

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taking a piss

To be essentially fucking with someone or to be condescending to someone by implying that they are stupid.

Refers to when someone says "Don't piss in my pocket and tell me its raining, jerky..."

Tom: "Thanks for the CD, I like rap music.."
Sue: "Are you taking a piss?"
Tom: "No, not at all. I really do like this CD. Thanks
a bunch...really."

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Take a Trump

A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.

After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.

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Take away

Used to refer to a person who is picked up at a party or other social gathering purely for sex.

John:Did you hear? Becky was a take away at last night's party.
Kevin:Oh please. She's a take away at every party.

Mike:So are you going to the concert tonight?
Peter:Hell yeah! I'm hoping to bag a take away too.

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take heed

kick some motha fuckin ass

lets go and take heed cuu

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Taking a Devlin

Means "taking a dump", "shit", "crap".
In the movie, Just Go With It, Katherine (Jennifer Aniston) calls “taking a dump”, "Taking a Devlin,” which she names after an obnoxious sorority roommate she once had, who she inadvertently runs into in Hawaii (Nicole Kidman).

Where's your brother?" "Taking a Devlin

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take a shit

to completely and utterly dominate in competitive nature

"Did you see the Cowboys take a shit on the Eagles last night?"
"We hold all the objectives; we are taking a shit on Team Bravo!"

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