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White Woman Tears

When a white female sheds tears for pity and basically gets away with it.

David: Cheryl please done use your White Woman Tears
Cheryl: I'm sorry for the things I've done *cries* and I'll never do that again *cries*

by Plsdontever October 19, 2019

43πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


1 litre of tears

This beautifully moving drama is based on the real-life struggles of a 15-year-old girl named Aya who suffered from an incurable disease, but lived life to the fullest until her death at 25. The script is based on the diary Aya kept writing until she could no longer hold a pen. The book that later followed entitled β€œOne Litre of Tears" has sold over 1.1 million copies in Japan alone.

Fifteen year old Ikeuchi Aya was just a normal girl, soon to be high school student and daughter of a family who works at a shop that makes tofu. As time passed, unusual things started happening to Aya lately. She started falling down often and walks in a strange way. Her mother Shioka, takes Aya to see the doctor, and he informs Shioka that Aya has spinocerebellar degeneration - a terrible disease where the cerebellum of the brain gradually deteriorates to the point where the victim cannot walk, speak, write, or eat. A cruel disease, as it does not affect the mind in the least. How will Aya react when told about her disease? And how will Aya live from now on?

Person1: Did you see 1 litre of tears?
Person2: Yeah! Made me cry so much ;{

by h3ll0iamlilly June 1, 2009

19πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


tear you up

Fucking for a very long time, and doing it very hard. Or, fucking a virgin and making the vagina hole bigger so they can fuck easily.

"He said he wanted to tear you up."

by fizzzzzzzzzzz May 3, 2009

128πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


oily gin tears

The soul consuming depression that crushes you from within when the hangover, that you thought you had avoided, ignites an emotional cess pit between in your brain.
Usually on a Sunday evening after you've satisfied your urges for cheese and sex, and when you realize you have to go to work tomorrow and spend the day staring at a screen and dealing with absolute cunts.
Appropriately used to describe any booze induced depression, but most correctly used after a night on the gin. The high level of oil will render your dehydrated tears powerful enough to lubricate an engine.
Often used to sustain those who are currently on a real peak, while you wallow alone in the darkness of your mind.

Charlie: "Please, help.... me...."
Barry: "Oily gin tears?"
Charlie: "Just kill me now..."

Ali: "He's been smuckdown with the oily gin tears."
Barry: "I don't give a fuck, his oily gin tears sustain me."

"As oily gin tears tumbled down his harrowed face, the black ink in his brain began to boil."

by heffer2k02 January 25, 2008

28πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Indiana Tear-Jerker

A sexual situation in which a man is simultaneously watching Schindler’s List and receiving a handjob

She gave me an Indiana Tear-Jerker last night; I've never felt so sad but so good at the same time

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019


Epic Trail of Tears

When being pwned so hard it is compared traveling the Trail of Tears by skidding on your bare ass.

Steve had to travel the epic trail of tears after he was chainsawed by the bot A. Carmine. (See Lynchville)

by Vaanderpantz August 10, 2009


Tear That Ass Apart

When a Guy/Girl sees someone attractive and they want to violate them sexually

Ben "Wow look at that, I'm gonna tear that ass apart"

by Sex Pest August 12, 2011

26πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž