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A soft boner that still is hanging down but yet blood is rushing to it, making it hard to the touch.
Jeff: "Bro, I was humping her ass and it gave me a Heavy Hard. I wasn't ready to stick it in yet."
Ralph: "Yeah, man that happens to me all the time. That's why I use Viagra."
When music is so good it feels like sex.
Wow, Noah Kahan's new song made me so music hard.
the act of female teabagging.
Rick: dude Jenny is totally going around hard shelling everyone
Having a severe erection, but with a micro-penis.
Damn Taylor! Yo dick is so small, you don’t get rock hard, you get pebble hard!
When someone is already shreking you but just gets harder, and harder until their pussy gets tighter making the shreking harder and more pleasureable
I got Shrek'd Hard last night by Tre and I want his bbc inside of me again.
Derbyshire term which applies to conversation, typically between farmers in the local pub, in which they recount the hardships faced in their profession over the years, often profusely laced with hyperbole.
"That's nowt! I remember back int' '62 when we was working in snow up t' necks digging aht sheep non-stop fer a week. Now that were a winter that were!"
"Ah' quit with yer hard-wintering and get yer round in"
That Rear Naked Choke Baby Boy. Coined by the one and only Theo Von
Uh oh, he's got his back getting those hooks in, won't be long till he's got him in that hard scarf baby boy and its a wrap.