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When your girlfriend gives you a yeast infection on your dick, so to treat it, she puts a monistat in and let's you fuck her.
My dick is getting itchy. I think I'll ask my girlfriend for another vanilla pudding pie.
An eclectic blend of Crown Royal Vanilla, Henry Weinhard’s Vanilla Cream soda, and a frozen cube of Arctic ice.
Jace served at the pleasure of the king, but an introduction to Vanilla Whiskey Weinhard threatened to commandeer his loyalty.
When a man is having sex with a woman and Cums on her face, The woman then proceeds to collect the semen and rub it back in his face.
Man: Oh, I gotta Cum, LICK IT!
Woman: Please, If you do imma Flip Side Vanilla you!
the act of shitting into your partners mouth, then jizzing into there mouth and swirling it around with your penis using his/ her mouth as a bowl...resembling the chocolate vanilla twist ice cream
what'd you guys do last night? not much, i gave her a nice chocolate vanilla twist.
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When a crazy black woman becomes obsessed with a preppy white woman and starts stalking her. She calls her 'dandelion' and they become a chocolate and vanilla swirl
Crazy Eyes: I'm going to call you dandelion because they are pretty and yellow, just like you.
Piper: ooh, ohh *runs away*
Piper: hats going oh?
Guard: Closing the track
Piper: Why?
Guard: budget cuts, no staff to cover it
Piper: bug I have to run, its the only thing that makes me feel normal
Guard: y'all gonna have to do ya swirl some place else
Piper: swirl?
Crazy eyes: Chocolate and vanilla swirl!
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1: is that a cappuccino?
2: it’s french vanilla bitch!
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