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Magical testicles that glow green under UV light.
My Magic Flesh Grapes are glowing bright today.
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A national holiday on April 24th where you get as many friends as you can and form something called a "grape squad" or a "🍇 squad"
You then proceed to walk the streets of your local area and grape people.
Chad: Hey man you ready for National Grape Day tomorrow?
Brad: Hell yeah, 🍇 gang
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When one sits down to take a shit and inevitably pisses in the water before the first turd hits. Then when the first turd does hit, it splashes cold piss water onto one's balls and they shrivel up to the size of grape nuts.
"Dude, I just took a mean shit and when that fucker plopped it gave me golden grape nuts!"
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A ridiculously large muffler that dipshits use to replace the stock muffler on ugly little imports. Usually sounds like a leaf blower.
"Real slick tim, now your car sounds like an asshole and is still slow"
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When you receive your first kiss, especially on the lips.
So you've finally tagged first base. How did it feel to pop your grape after these 19 long years? Congrats. You better take it slow from here on out though.
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A Fag who talks too much
Stop talking, you are becoming Grapes of Snoe
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A Xagi Grape & Mint (aka Xagi) is a Shisha mix consisting of exactly 78.9% of grape and 21.1 % of atomic mint.
It is exclusive to Ali Baba coffee shop and Shisha lounge. When smoked the Shisha extracts the correct amount of thick smoke. Leaving your head in a Man Fucking Like condition .
Regular walks in
Can I have one of your finest Xagi Grape & Mint.
This is the most sought after flavour only available to The Man Fucking Like elite. Only available at Alibaba Coffee and Shisha lounge.
