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faux finger banger

The Negative kind:
1) a guy who has really nice hands and looks like he should be amazing at fingering but he isn't because he:
a) doesn't go deep enough
b) doesn't go hard enough
c) just doesn't understand how it should be done
The Positive kind:
2) a guy who, from the look of his hands, that are generally small or with small fingers, shouldn't be good at fingering but he is because:
a) he plays guitar
b) he understands that just in-and-out isn't fingering
c) he has nice arms

1. Mindy: "I wish all guys with long fingers were good at fingering."
Lauren: "Yeah, its depressing that some many of them are just faux finger bangers."
2. "Paige, have you met that new guy? He is such a faux finger banger, I mean, his hands are like mine, but damnnnnn."

by April_Jocelyn23 November 10, 2005

14πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Pot Banger

The act of colliding an eating or cooking implement consisting of a long handle with a rounded metal or earthen container used chiefly for domestic purposes (as in cooking or for holding liquids) immediately after having a member of the opposite sex receive an act of sexual gracious kindness and having an unequal display of affection in return. The purpose of such act is to get the opposite sex to leave the premises and hopefully have the person never engage in such an act again.

Guy 1: What was all that noise last night?

Guy 2: I brought this girl home, and she one sided hookup me. So I had to pot banger her ass out of the house!

by C Willis November 30, 2006

3πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Hugh-Banger

a fag teacher who thinks he's funny. does gay karate and has one testicle.

only cool people can call me hugh-banger

by The Great Gatspy June 4, 2003

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Fattie banger magnet

A person that attracts fat chicks then bangs them.

Shane attracts fatties and bangs them. Shane is a fattie banger magnet

by PA69guy January 20, 2018


Sweaty Bum Banger

When two men clap cheeks and the sweaty nob gets inserted after they put spunk juice in it (aka my ex’s favourite hobby)

Kyuhyun bums Jeonghoon and it’s a sweaty bum banger

by Lambchops123 January 31, 2021


Ride-A-Long Banger

Someone who associates with gang members but is afraid to act accordingly when it is time to "catch a body."

That fool Joshua is just Ride-A-Long Banger, when they started shootin he ran like a bitch!

by librawomen$ July 13, 2015


Castro booty banger

Castro booty banger also know as C-B-B is a gang ran by the notorious mob boss, Eric espanol where they go around the Castro district in San Francisco and β€œ booty bang” anybody that gets in the way of their crimes

Did u know that Edwardo blanco is a member of the Castro booty banger

by Theyluvm0b March 26, 2023