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While performing the rusty trombone, the scrotum goes on the upper deck, like they're zyn pouches.
Got surprised with Eddie's special last night.
This dirty biracial hooker put my nuts in her mouth and then in her upper lip while giving me the rusty trombone.
Now she wants to charge me for them, saying the first one is always free.
Richie and eddie are ment to be, they are in love and you know it :)
"Man they're ment to be just like richie + eddie!"
A cool guy that doesnt like plain rice because hes tasteless. He has a very weird sense of humour and usually makes sus comments but wont admit hes 0.9% gay . He has the most annoying gf but somehow still loves her, he is a very big simp for kristina but he doesnt wanna admit it for some reason. His faceee ,hes the mostt beautiful person and has the cutest eyelashes but wont realise how long they're because hes blind . He has some cute ass dimples which everyone should be jealous of . Everything about him in general is perfect except from the fact that he wont attempt to write with his left hand. He tends to turn everything into something dirty no matter what you say. Hes very helpful and is really smart,he always works hard for everything which is something that amazes everyone. He deserves the whole world <3
Kris : Who's that smexc guy?
Stranger: its eddie,eddie gawk
Kris : dayummmm now it all makes sense
to get so close to achieving your goal only to stumble at the final hurdle.
To go out in the last position before winning money in a tournament
he was so close to making the money of the poker tournament but he eddied
Getting your plans ruined by a person named Eddy, Eddie, Ed, Edward.
My plans got Eddied again today. Fuck my life.
“Hey guys I’ll be right back, I’m gonna go take a country boy eddy”