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An individual whose fingers hit the keys on a keyboard so hard it's like a baboon is typing a term paper on A Tale of Two Cities.
That moron over there hits that enter key like it's going to get them to their destination faster, he mind as well just stomp on the god damned keyboard, fucking fist typer.
When one double fists a female while yelling "heil hydra"
The man heard his neighbor heil hydra fisting his girlfriend through the wall.
1. The sexual act of wrapping 3 or more Q tips together inserting it into one’s ear canal
2. A person who doesn’t want to hear the truth
Those gays went back to that ear fisting shit again
2.The boy billy is a real ear fister, I told him that he’s gay for watching gay porn but he just won’t hear it
When engaging in sexual intercourse you use your hand and mimic a dog as if doing a shadow puppet. Then proceed to insert your middle and ring finger in the vagina and your pinky and your partner's anus with a back and forth motion like you're hitting a punching bag.
(for enhanced experience you can imitate the barking/howl of a dog. While opening and closing its mouth with your hand)
Guy1: bro you wouldn't imagine what I did last night
Guy2: what's that?
Guy1: me and my girl were having sex and I started dog fisting her ruff ruff mf!!!
A thanos fist is when you lick and put gushers on your knuckles like your hand is the infinity gauntlet then you proceed to fist your partner. Then, you’ll remove your fist and let the gusher ooz out the anus and eat the gushers out of the anus or on your knuckles. Finally, you get to lick the oozing candy from the anus
We got bored of regular sex so my partner and I thanos fisted and it turned into a sticky satisfying experience:)
The act of sleeping with your hand completely inside the bitches pussy.
Lindsey was super tired but still very horny. Luke decided to give her the slumber fist in hopes of satiating both her desires simultaneously.
Extending the middle finger of one or both hands, usually directed toward another person, group of people, or thing.
After the other driver cut me off, I showed him my fist unicorns.