Horse Gum Syndrome (HGS)

Horse Gum Syndrome also referred to as HGS, is a condition pertaining to both male and female homosapiens in which their gums are overexposed when he or she smiles. Usually considered an unattractive trait.

11 out of 11 Dentists recommend that people inflicted with Horse Gum Syndrome (HGS) floss 5 times a day to prevent gum disease.

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when the bubble gum busts

An expression denoting an indeterminate time

When are you going to clean your room? When the bubble gum busts.

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Leaving your gum downtown

Refers to the unfortunate and unintended disposal of chewing gum in the pubic hair or pubic region of the recipient of oral sex by the performer who fails to keep his/her gum securely placed in an unused part of the mouth.

911 Operator: "911. What is your emergency?"

Teenage Caller: "OMG my boyfriend left his gum downtown and now it's all tangled in my pubes and my shit is glued shut. Amateur. How do I get it out???"

911 Operator: "Leaving your gum downtown is not a 911 emergency. Please hang up and try peanut butter."

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Texas Bubble Gum Machine

A state trooper's car, usually from the Lone Star State. The term became popularized in the film "Smokey and the Bandit."

We just passed a Texas Bubble Gum Machine at 100 Miles Per Hour.

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Blue Gum Bull Nigger

As the title says. A nigger with lips so massive, they’re blue.

Get back in the cotton fields you Blue Gum Bull Nigger

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Bubble Gum Cherryfart

The Ability To Blow One Bubble Gum With Ones Arse With A Sweet Little Innocent Squek Fart

Fuck Me Irene ! That Was The Biggest Bubble Gum Cherryfart Ever !

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hard work, no bubble-gum

Doing an excellent job or task continuously over a long
period of time = hard work

Not receiving your proper compensation either monies or
recognition = no bubble gum

Taken advantage of.

Doing your job well over time?
Working harder and earning less?
That's Hard Work, No Bubble-gum.

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