Random
Source Code
Random
Someone who has made a small but silly mistake. Often used as the word nincompoop would be if it were directed towards yourself.
“I left the washing outside in the rain, oh I am a giddy goat!”
9👍 3👎
To masturbate, to beat the meat, to jack off.
Person 1: Why was your door locked for 3 minutes this afternoon?
Person 2: You know how it is. Just choking the goat and shit.
9👍 3👎
A doo-rag used as a loin-cloth.
Yo! Your goat leaf was lookin pretty fresh at da club last night.
5👍 1👎
The act of scaling rocks and hillsides at a rapid pace.
Billy was mountain-goating up the rockside in order to capture the flag.
6👍 1👎
The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker.
The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
Defendant: "I was only trolling when I said all those awful things."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
10👍 1👎
Someone who cuts or chews pubic hair with their teeth, as a goat would eat grass.
"I let that guy go down on me, but he was a total crotch goat so it was such a turn-off."
5👍 1👎
Goat Milk See: Milked and Goated
I was milkin some serious goats yesterday!
5👍 1👎