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A Fake Ass Homie is a person who is a friend for the sake of being friends. He or she doesn't make NO effort whatsoever to see you or hit you up, but every time you guys see each other, they pretend everything is all good and pretend that you guys are besties. It's basically an acquaintance. It's like that one kid in high school you used to talk to, but he or she made no effort to talk to you after highschool. You are friends on facebook, but you aint a real friend, you just a fake ass homie. This isn't necessarily a derogatory term. It's just another classification of friends.
Dude, remember him from highschool? Dude, he still think's we are best buddies, but that foo doesnt even hit me up anymore. He's a fake ass homie, foreal.
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the censored version of Sad Nigga Hours
however Sad Homie Hours can be abbreviated as 'shh', which is pretty dank tbh
Person 1: Hey, Sad Homie Hours (shh) later?
Person 2: for sure, gotta get some stuff off my chest
(n). - a levy, tax or tribute paid by drug dealers to local gang leaders so outside pushers can operate in their neighborhoods or communities.
Niggas start disappearin' when you don't pay big homie money.
somethin that a true gangsta would never do...
1)"Let's go watch some gay porn."
"Homie don't play that."
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The Homies will never break your heart, so don’t let a a girl/Womie get in the way of the Homie Relationship
Peter: Sorry Homies, I’m can’t go to IHOP. I’m going to Kendra’s House
James: WOW, Homies before Womies
When your homie gets a taste of that sweet, sweet punani on the first date and drops everything else to make sure this girl stays happy just for some more punani
Bro I farted in front of Brian’s girls and know they both don’t talk to me, mans got lost homie syndrome
When it’s Tuesday and you and your homie are alone and wanting a girls touch so instead you decide on your homies instead
Homie 1: yo homie what you doing?
Homie 2: don’t worry it’s gay homie Tuesday
Homie 1: oh ok I got your ;)