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An object of myth and speculation (see also his Penis)
He refuses to talk about the tattoo and storms out of interviews if it is mentioned
it is rumoured to be one of the seven Horcruxes that carry his soul and creates his immortality from puberty.
" Justin Bieber's Tattoo is part of the horcruxes." said Dumbledore
person 1"I wonder what Justin Biebers Tattoo looks like?"
person 2 " I'm guessing a giant penis to compensate"
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The worst type of fan of all time!
1. They make death threats if you say you don’t like Justin Bieber.
2. They scream at the top of their lungs every time they hear a Justin Bieber song.
3. They harass Justin Bieber if they see him in a public place.
4. They are completely obsessed with Justin Bieber and never shut up about him.
5. They insult all old music and say it’s bad just because it’s old.
6. They are total perverts who think about having nasty fantasies with Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber Fan: Have you heard Justin Bieber’s “Intentions” yet?
Someone else: I have but I don’t really like Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber Fan: YOU DON’T LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER????? I WILL FIND YOU AND MURDER YOU WITH AN AXE!!!!
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The gloryhole of fuckboy haircuts. If you still have this haircut you probably watch midget porn in your moms basement while posting black screen snapchats saying how lonely you are.
“He is so 2009 Justin Bieber, fuckboy af.”
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Your Justin Bieber age is measured by how much you know about sex, drugs and just general mature content.
Molly: “Damn her Justin Bieber Age is high!”
Desi: “Don’t worry one day you’ll get past 11”
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He is two celebritys in one! One celebrity is a flat booty slut who used to be on disney with makeup and the other is himself without makeup. AMAZING RIGHT!!
Girl: omagosh justin bieber is da best!
Girl2:are you sure? Cause he mostly a girl dressed as a guy
Girl:WATT!!
Girl2:yup i told him he was a girl.he hit me with his purse
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When a person hates on something for no other reason than just to “go with the flow”.
This is a recent phenomenon which has affected people of all ages. It represents the ultimate in conformity. Anyone with any brains can see that people who suffer from this illness are really sad and should be pitied.
Guy 1: (trying to impress nearby hot girl) That Justin Bieber kid is such a fag! I just wana strangle his head off!
Guy 2: Totally dude, like seriously, word dawg. What do you think Guy 3?
Guy 3: (ignores the other two and talks to the hot girl) These guys have the justin bieber syndrome, don't mind them. You want to get a bite to eat?
Hot Girl: Sure, anything to get away from these two losers.
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A stalker. Knows Justin Bieber's age, songs, race, relationships, etc. Basically a Negative-Justin Bieber Lover. Person who knows everything about and harasses someone who doesn't know they exist.
Guy #1," Hey, did you see that guy with the status "HATE JB!!!! hes just a 16 yr old canadian boy ewww gross he needs to hit puberty!!"
Guy #2," Yeah, definitely a Justin Bieber hater. Much better to just be neutral, and not give a crap.
Guy #1," Agreed, dude. Glad we have lives and don't hate on a celebrity who doesn't acknowledge the fact we're alive at all.
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