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London the country

Jack Avery from Why Don’t We accidentally labeled London as a country in an interview

“Name youre three top favorite country’s”

Jack: uh...Finland! U-uh...-LONDON!

Tehe London the Country was born

by DeltaHerron September 9, 2020


Back in London

The moment you finally realise you're not a 70 year old man with a cock as hard as a soaking wet sheet of Asda's own brand single ply toilet roll and it's really not that difficult to slide one into the girl of your dreams.

Fucking hell you absolute limp dick that was depressing. Have a word with Pele and give me a call when you're back in London.

by NotPexbo May 6, 2017


Hair Loss Treatment in London

According to the age, hair loss problem is face to both the man and women, There are also some other reasons like excessive smoking and consumption of tobacco, bad lifestyle. So, you need the hair loss treatment, like that if you are in London and find the best hair transplant clinic then, visit the London hair transplant clinic providing the expert team and use the modern technology at a reasonable price.

We are london hair transplant clinic Providing hair loss treatment in London at an affordable price.

by London Hair Transplant Clinic July 23, 2020


South London Special

about 3-5 inches (7.62-12.7 cm) inserted between the 3rd and 5th rib

Tommy got the South London Special last night. I told him not to short the drywall guy.

by JonMadden March 10, 2023


Pull a London

Pulling a London means saying "Im the best" or "I'm the upgrade" even though you're not.

Don't pull a London

by Goomba420 April 5, 2023


Barnes (London, SW13)

A cesspool of depravity, poisoning the Thames. Notorious for anal pioneers, fetish freaks and a sickening stench of melted dildos

Billy: Oh no, I’ve got to go through Barnes (London, SW13) on the train!

Jim: shit. Just make sure to keep the windows closed and don’t make any kind of eye contact with the locals.

by Concerned onlooker April 21, 2024


london piffstick

A joint rolled with the highest quality possible

Stoner 1: Damn thats a good joint you rolled

Stoner 2: yeh it’s a real London piffstick

by Jmorphipus May 13, 2018