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A father whose ex controls so much of his time with his children, he only gets to take them to McDonald's. The child's mother is usually so bitter that she won't 'allow' the child to have proper time with their father, effectively reducing him to the status of a McDonald Dad.
Those poor children, their spiteful mother has reduced their loving father into a mcdonald dad
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A pet store...
For people of any other ethnicity, a pet store is a pet store. For asians, it is a fast food joint.
The white man goes to McDonalds to eat cow meat. The asian man goes to Asian McDonalds to eat dog or cat meat.
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A McDonalds employee who cares too much about his work, or exemplifies qualities management would like to see in an employee. Originated (as far as I know) in the South Main Street McDonalds restaurant in Rutland, VT.
Look at Donny scrub that fry station even though it's three in the morning and he is ready to collapse. He's super mcdonalds!
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a person who frequents McDonald's.
The number of McDonald ducks is rising.
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an old mother fucker who owns a farm somewhere and doesn't even make drugs
old mcdonald had a farm, EA EA SPORTS
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the act of eating out a female when on the rag, usually ending in a bloody mess
i shined my headlights on my friend and caught him 'red handed' ronald mcdonalding some bitch
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crispy sprite from McDonald's that taste like crap. Also when you pee after drinking water and it comes out fizzy and clear.
Kyle: yo dude this McDonald's sprite (1) tastes like when you take a McDonald's Sprite (2)
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