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NSN57 - 500 Miles

500 Miles

When I wake up
Well I know I’m gonna be,
I’m gonna be the man who wakes up next to you

I would walk 500 Miles

And I would walk 500 more

Just to be the man
Who walked a southern Miles
To fall down at your door
I’m gonna be (500 Miles)

by NeverSayNever57 November 05, 2021

NSN57 - 500 Miles
Liar

by The Journey® July 6, 2022

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five mile smile

A method used by London gangsters to scar up their victims. A cut is made at the edge of both sides of the mouth then the victim is kicked in the groin very hard. As he screams the flesh on both cheeks are ripped apart leaving terrible scaring.

I wish some would give George W Bush a five mile smile.

by Black Flag February 11, 2004

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mile high club

technically having sex while above ground level (usually an airplane). use to be an elite club but more and more are wanting to join the parade now.
--a movie base on the life of flight attendants.

i wanna watch that second series of the mile high club

by coach johnson August 21, 2008

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blue sky mile

Bitchin band, listen to Universal City off of MP3.com, hope they get big someday.

Blue Sky Mile rocked the party.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

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half mile freeway

What a woman calls the experience she has with a man or men when she has a great ride with a well endowed, large or long gifted man, whom she can get on and off quickly.

She sure likes that half mile freeway…

by Observer 777 August 26, 2021


Walking the brown mile

Used to describe the uncomfortable walk to the nearest toilet to drop ones load. Can also be seen in the workplace when a thoughtful colleague will often bypass the nearest shitter and make the walk to a more isolated location to make the experience more relaxing .

Hi Bob, good weekend?

Hi Sue , great thanks, I can’t stop and talk , I’m walking the brown mile right now but I’ll meet you for coffee at 10 ?
No worries Bob, have a safe journey.

by Sunday’s at dundys October 3, 2020


8 Mile Tourette's

A neurological disorder characterized by involuntary freestyle raps from the movie 8 Mile and often the compulsive utterance of obscenities and complete battles from said film.

I can't sleep in because Rick's 8 Mile Tourette's is acting up and has him screaming about Clarence going to private school.

by Princess Weekend October 20, 2017