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Monday

That day of the week everybody hates, and get their coffee out.

John: How was Monday?
Bob: Hell.

by Svifias November 3, 2018


Monday

The day you find out you don't have to die to go to hell...

me: Am I dead?
friend: No, but you are in hell.
me: how?
friend: It's monday.

by Bloesem September 4, 2018


Monday

the day you realize you don't have to die to go to hell

I thought I wouldn't be punished for my sins until after my death. Apparently I was wrong, i happens on monday.

by Bloesem May 18, 2020


monday

The day that you realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.

me: Is this hell?
friend: Yes.
Me: Am I dead?
Friend: No, it's monday.

by Bloesem April 16, 2018


Monday

The day that you finally realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.

me: What is this place, hell?
friend: You gave the answer yourself!
me: Am I dead?
friend: No, it's Monday...

by Bloesem May 24, 2018


Monday

the worst thing that happened to the human race .

ugh Mondays are horrible 😝

by Meh life March 16, 2020


Monday

The day that you get to beat up a VSCO girl and hug an e-girl if possible. E-girls might not hug you back.

Hey Erica it’s Monday! Let’s go hug Jenna but let’s be carefull!

by Thatonepersonthatisdeppresed October 26, 2019