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set in the half life universe, aperture science was the rival of black mesa research facility the setting of the game half life where gordon freeman worked, aperture science research facility was the setting of the game portal
person 1: hey dude you played portal right? the game set in aperture science research facility? you know the rival of black mes-
person 2: DUDE wtf are you a freaking dictionary how do you know all this crap?
person 1: i have no life
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the bullshit formulas, procedures and reasons stoners used to explain certain phenomenon and develop theories based on said phenomenon. what causes stoners to explain why things happen with bullshit reasoning that sounds scientific. semi-related to stoner logic. The person who experienced these thoughts while high inferred them to be a type of reasoning ,generally used with pointless topics while stoned, thus it was named Stoner Science. Not everyone can use stoner science. Aperson needs the right mindset. A scientific/philosophical mindset generally. Others may work.
Actual example of Stoner Science from actual stoned person: The reason why sugary drinks helps wash away cottonmouth: Elements possibly have microbiological properties. THC is very weak microbiologically and therefore most liquids can get rid of the cottonmouth possibly caused by THC particles that collect around the inside of your mouth after smoking marijuana. Microbiologically, most liquids are stronger than THC and work like white blood cells to eradicate viruses. They go into your mouth and the erosion of the slick layer of THC that is cottonmouth is caused by the microorganisms of the liquid killing the THC microorganisms. Sugar is microbiologically stronger than liquid because of the fact that it is made of tiny crystals. The sugar microorganisms roll across your mouth and tear through the THC killing its microorganisms. THC that didn't die will gather back together and reform the layer in your mouth, but the layer will be thinner. This is why after the first drink your cottonmouth is not as bad. Other examples incude: Why dirt covers the scent of a lot of things and why freash air brings down a high.(Typed by the person who experienced these thoughts while high. If you did not understand it you were either sober or high but you do not have the correct mindset.) stoner science(best read when stoned)
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A high school in Brooklyn that is competitive to get into and is located in Manhattan Beach, Brooklyn on the campus of Kingsborough Community College. Most of the teachers are nice and teach well and the students are nice aswell. There's a nice view from the windows and if you stick with the right people, Goldstein is a great school!
"Hey, do you go to Leon M Goldstein High School For The Sciences"
"Yeah, its cool but Hudson is killing me"
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A high school with superficial students and teachers. Some say the secret to it's success is cherry picking students from other schools. Despite this, it's only marginally better than Little Rock Central High School. Students there act boujee until you expose them for eating a slice of ham and a piece of cornbread for lunch. Statistically, You're more likely to end up in a relationship with a coach or teacher than a fellow student.
Person A: "Why is that dude always actin' so sus around us?"
Person B: "I think he's just from Parkview Arts/Science Magnet High School."
Person A: "So that's why he's always on some gay shit."
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a high school in northern virginia (moar like northern vagina amirite) for nerds. you have to take a test to get in and like 8% of the people who apply make it in.
person a: dude i made it into thomas jefferson high school for science and technology
person b: yeah right
person a: ...yeah, you failed the test too
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A Science School located near Columbus Circle (NYC), its rival is LaGuardia High School. This School is filled with Stoners,Sluts,Douchebags, & theres Fake People All OVER. Everyone follows eachother and wear Hollister,Polo,& A&F because they all want to fit in so desperately, Wouldnt be suprise if 10 people had the same outfit in one class. You can't trust anyone because they spread rumors & are the fakest people.They are posers who pretend to be bi & act dumb because they think its cool... They act all tough but if anyone stands up to them they would runaway The Academics are good but the people are just Horrible...
Guy # 1:Hey are you high?
Guy # 2: Duh i go to Manhattan hunter science High school
Girl: Lets go to the Bathroom ;)
Guy #2: Aren't u pregnant?
Girl : So...?
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PEOPLE DONT THINK THE UNIVERSE BE LIKE IT IS BUT IT AINT IT JUST DO
I follow the church of the black science man(a.k.a.) Neil deGrasse Tyson
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