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month of october you can squeeze any girls tits
johnny have u heard it’s “squeeze tits month”
when you flap ur balls around because they are itchy and squeeze your fart for 20 minutes is called flap and squeeze this needs to be done at the same time.
Bro1: Bro i full on had a flap and squeeze while having family dinner.
Bro2: Damn unlucky.
Refers to the action of having an orgasm.
Oh, Imma bout to Sperm squeeze on my girlfriend!
Used to indicate that an objective has been achieved or a task completed.
Boss: Did you finish the job boys?
Worker: Squeeze the chop boss!
When an ex asks for more money for things that should already be covered by child support.
Also when an ex files for child support arrears despite being fully paid.
“She’s got him by the balls and really squeezing the sponge for that orthodontist bill.”
“She spent all the child support on a new truck for her boyfriend, now she’s squeezing the sponge to pay for the kid’s summer clothes”
“The County takes half your income even if you’re caught up. They really squeeze the sponge”
squezing of the testes extremely hard
i gave him a teste squeeze so hard he sweeld up like a he got finger banged
The situation in which individuals whose culinary preference would be a lacto-vegetarian option, find their choices drastically reduced by higher priority being given to meat dishes from one direction and vegan dishes from another.
It used to be easy enough to find something for me to eat in restaurants but the vegan squeeze has really made things harder since they assume that not wanting meat means I can tolerate a lack of cheese!