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Old bald man that resembles a rabid ferret. Who’s mind is dirtier than the trash cans he empties. Loves mopping and has an affinity for the three B’s: Beers, Bethany, and Bandanas.
Guy one: *tells dirty joke*
Guy two: “Damn boy, you’re being such a Travis.”
Travis Baldree is an Audio Book Narrator, often reading fantasy novels while also having this amazing voice that seems to make any book being voiced ten times better.
Travis Baldree is known from titles like, The Beginning After The End, Legends And Lattles and Reincarnation.
Respect his excellence.
P1: “Travis Baldree is the best audio book narrator.”
P2: “Really!? What makes him the best?”
P1: “Yes.”
Travis fast means going at an incredibly fast running speed. Usually used to insult kids who aren't very fast, because Travis is not very fast.
Woah, did you see him? He's going Travis Fast, man!
An attempt to purchase alcoholic beverages with false identification.
I'm going on The Don and Travis show, do you need me to get any beer for you?
The act of giving somebody a wet Willy, but instead of saliva, it’s cum
Last week my Roomate ate my leftovers so I gave him a wet Travis
Such a beautiful man. Such a catch if you meet a travis hold on to him
Oh my goodness Travis carton is so hot
Beau Travis is a ladies man an I'm not talking about more than one he is a one woman man! He's thoughtful and caring. He will blow you away with his charm for sure.
Having a Beau like him will make you wonder what the hell you were thinking when you first fell in love. He's a one of a kind keeper!
You are my Beau! Go find your own Beau Travis