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n. (English) Any group of lethargic warriors that claim foul when they are ousted in a fight. Commonly, a Nemean Warrior will use the lion as their symbol. This is simply due to a Nemean Warrior's lack of creativity. Usually Nemean Warriors have secret ceremonial rites that go back to ancient Greece but especially Sparta. Nemean Warriors share a deep bond of brotherly unity. Male Nemean Warrior will spend hours in each other's company.
Nemean Warrior: "I think our symbol should be a lion. Just about everyone else has done it."
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A man (or woman) who has passed the seven tests of the tumblefumbley palace, these tests include: 1. the test of honesty (in which a rectal snake crawls up into the anus and peers into your soul)2. the test of levity (in which you have to sit through four hours of the Cain and Abel variety show) 3. the test of strength (in which the participant must dip their testicles into hot lead and do forty squats while drinking mead) 4. the test of endurance (in which one must ingest and digest 12oz. of diamonds, and then excrete it as coal/cash) 5. the test of the big dick (you must have a big dick to pass this test) 6. the test of wisdom (in which one must trick the cock demons into ones urethra and then convince them use ones penis to remove the rectal snake, this must be done with precision) 7. the test of the vaginal grail (in which one must venture deep into the heart of the bush garden and retrieve the vaginal grail from the minions of Twatius Coochamus)
"Having triumphantly completed the 7 tests of the TumbleFumbley palace, he arose, a Fuck Warrior."
"You truly are the king of kings."
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An unsociable nerd
Someone who would always rather stay indoors and play video games rather than socialising with friends.
Me: Hey, Is Scriv coming to the cinema tonight?
Friend: I don't think so, I text him with no reply. I guess he's just being a keyboard warrior as usual.
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What a anti-conformist conforming to anti-conformity call a short doosh that is a conformist and drinks a lot of cofee.
Anti-conformist: Hey Chode Warrior
Short Doosh with cofee: What?
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N. A group of super heroes preferably six that work together to fight crime. Epic Warriors is a term that is derived from two words epic meaning heroic; majestic; impressively great and warriors meaning a person who shows or has shown great vigor, courage, or aggressiveness, as in politics or athletics.
John: "Hey I feel our city is under an upcoming attack!"
Paul: "Don't worry, as long as we got Epic Warriors protecting us we will be safe."
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The state of one's penis after engaging in coitus with a menstruating woman.
I should have skull fucked that slut last night, instead. I didn't know she was riding the cotton pony until I looked down and noticed I had a wounded warrior. I had to take a bath of shame to wash that shit off.
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A green fingered fighter, that fights his battles using animals and flora.
yo did u just see that environmentalist warrior smack that 4x4 driver with a fish!
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