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What greazy, chicken eating, malt-liquor drinking, unemployed niggers get every month - usually on the first of the month. By the way, niggers say "mumph" instead of "month". Usually used to gamble at riverboat casinos such as the Majestic Star Casino in Gary, the Trump Casino in Gary, or the Beanblossom in Watts.
"Muthafucka, what iz you doin' tonight"
"Aw hell, nigga, you know it be da first of da mumph. I'm fin' to git my boat check on, denz I'm gonna gitz my chicken on, denz my Fuchs on!"
BLAUGH!
30👍 16👎
Always bopping when walking, always having bling, always wearing your trousers low batty, actin like you thinkin your all bad and that, having a tinted car with alloys, and wearing a cap (such as a NY cap)
Osman & Habib & Yahaya (all together) : Oi, bro!!! you have your swagger in check!!! tell us how to do it, your tinted alloyed car and your cool clothes! check that swagger!!! that SWAGGER IN CHECK
Abdul: Oi ma boyz stop breading me yeah, I got nough with dad and mum loving me the most for ma swagger everyone keep it cool no one can beat ma swagger cos its in check
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To strike ones penis against anothers forehead resulting in an audible "thump". Often used to test the erection level of the penis.
Just before Luke put his penis in Megans mouth, he performed a density check to test that he had a full erection.
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When you're fresh in the system and other inmates or convicts want to see if you have heart/will stick up for yourself. Usually involves getting jumped by all of the torpedoes in your car when you least expect it (ie. shower or yard/exercise).
If you fail the heart check, you can pretty much kiss your commissary and welfare packets/extras away.
Houseman: Yo, easy money coming thru the door. I heard some of our new bunkies are paid members. Heart check them and see if they hoe up or not
*fish gets heart checked and hoes up like a bitch*
*fish now gets punked for soups every day*
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Office buddies who corner you into being their friends
'Are you going out for lunch today?' is a favorite line of the Check-Mates
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a random exclamation used by one about to kill somebody violently
PERSON1:i like it when you cum in my ass but i like it better when you tie your penis to a rope and pull on it like a puppeteer while your homies cum in my ass. you smell bad.
PERSON2:bone check motherfucker!
PERSON1 is now punched, kicked, stomped, and stabbed to death by PERSON2.
40👍 23👎
Short for temperature check. When somebody who has no intention of following up with a conversation sends a short message, to see if you will reply. Usually used by exes.
Dude, Jenny just sent me a text with just “hi” written.
Man don’t reply, it’s probably just a temp check
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