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Heavy attack cat

Any harmless housecat weighing over 15 lbs (7 kg). The worst thing a heavy attack cat will ever do to a human being is take a good flying leap and land on them, thus rendering the human temporarily stunned and possibly unable to breathe.

Bob, why are you clutching your groin and crying?

My heavy attack cat thought my package was some kind of vermin.

by leeharvey June 30, 2004

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Heavy metal Queen

An episode of the hit anime series Cowboy Bebop. Yeah, it was a good episode. Spike used his pistol for a jetpack.

"Did you see 'Heavy Metal Queen' on Bebop last night?"

by Lord Lizard August 1, 2003

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heavy duty glutes

1. A term used for a large protruding buttock or bubble butt.

That chick has heavy duty glutes yo!

by WordOfTheDayYO January 22, 2011

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Heavy Petting

When you pull back the scalp of your dog so hard you cause its eyes to bulge and its skull to constrict its brain. Don't do this, it is animal abuse and you will be thrown in jail for it.

Did you hear about the man who kill his dog last Tuesday via heavy petting?

by Shitstormwarning February 18, 2020

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high wide and heavy

overweight, fat, obsese

Eddie's wife sure got high wide and heavy after they were married!

by Gamecocklady November 19, 2013


Heavy T Bumpa

Well rounded lady with a heavy behind. In other words, "too much booty in da pants."

Nevill: Damn girl, you gots yoself a Heavy T Bumpa!!!

Didi: Why thank you home boy,

by realgangstuh4life November 14, 2011


Heavy cream ass

Heavy cream ass can be defined as an insult, or term to describe someone who is heavy and has cream in their ass. It could also be used as a sexual term for Cumming in someone.

Guy 1: You see that girl over there?
Guy 2: Your crush Tory?
Guy 1: we're not just crushes now, we've taken things much higher
Guy 2: Oh yeah?
Guy1: I gave her a massive Heavy cream ass last night~
Guy 2: Nice!

by Average DemonCore Fucker December 2, 2022