Joey Meal

In reference to the old episode of Friends when Joey is offended that his date samples from his plate (Joey doesn’t share!!!), yet samples from her plate and it was so good, “he wasn’t even sorry about it”.

This is when you have a meal and it’s so good, you’re not even sorry your significant other or children couldn’t be there to enjoy it as well.

Joey Meal is a meal that is so good, you don’t care if others missed out on how good it was

“Babe I had a burger today at lunch, was the fkn best I’ve evah had. “WTF guy, you couldn’t wait for me?”…….yeah, it was that good babe, I’m not even sorry about it.”

Bro-Meal

A term used when a middle aged woman tries to fit in and look cool when a group of stoned kids gather round the dining table to eat Spaghetti Bolognaise

Middle Aged Woman- “No worries guys I’ll leave you to your bro-meal”
Bro 1-*facepalms*
Bro 2- *Muffled laughter*
Bro 3-“what the fuck is a bro-meal”

bro meal

A food feast that you have with your bros when you feel like something's missing in your life. Best served with steak and extra testosterone.

Bro 1: Hey bro, I'm not feeling too good.
Bro 2: I know what you need. You need a bro meal.
Bro 1: You read my mind.

Replica Meal

Cooking from an existing recipe, fucking it up but serving it anyways

"Didn't he say he cooked from granny's recipe?"

"Yeah but it's a total replica meal, discussing!!!"

Three Course Meal

When you p*ss, sh*t, then c*m in somebody’s mouth.

Keep acting up and I’ll give you a three course meal.

chopper meal

The copper meal comes with a dirty burger made by phill Collins and a Raleigh chopper bike aswell they are the best meals to get if your a skits cunt

Jim Lahey:You got any chopper meals Phil

Phil: yeah Jim got loads

Mr. Steal Yo Meal

The friend or flatmate whose glistening fingers are always in your food.

Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.

1. "Your Honor, the defendant was caught smacking his lips despite having not cooked any dinner for himself. The defense rests."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."