sirens son asmr

some random guy in texas that needs to stop uploading at 12 am

Sirens son asmr needs to post at a decent time so i dont have to wake up to be a simp

you're done son

I term meaning "You are fucked" or "There's no way out". Often applied to non-severe issues such as a flat bike tire. However, it can also be used to taunt a friend when they encounter an legitimate reason to worry.

Another use implies threat.

Use 1
Person 1: "Dude, that ugly girl asked me out and I was so drunk I said yes!"
Person 2: "You're done son."

Use 2
Person 1 spills hot coffee all over some douche bag at the food court.

Douche Bag: "You're done son."

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Cheers son's crying

A common response (by sports fans) to express annoyance, resentment or dissatisfaction when something displeasing is stated, typically used on English Association Football (soccer) Twitter pages.

FANTASY PREMIER LEAGUE Team Lineups for Man City: Aguero misses out but Jesus starts
Aguero fanboy's response: Cheers son's crying

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Oooo, Sorry Son!

when a person publicly points out another peson's misfourtunes for the public to laugh at. Another advancement made by The Great Tobar

Example 1

Roy: Andrew you are a twat!

Andrew: You don't even know what twat is!

Roy: Uh....

Andrew: Oooo, Sorry Son!

Example 2

Kid trips in front of the class

Tobar: Oooo, Sorry Son

Example 3

Mrs. Courtney: Excuse me Dan, go procreate yourself and suck eggs

Tobar: Oooo, Sorry Son

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Math-e-son

Colloquial slang for fuck boy, smooth operator, bulk ability to pull bitches, basically ladykiller

When approaching a female species act as though you're a Math-e-son , however beware you may need to bring a shanwow because bittys be drippin' afterwards. Look out for tidal waves

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stupid son of a bitch

A person who initially pisses u off because of their very presence and then pisses u off even more for their stupidity.

Annoying fuck: I fucked ur girlfriend last night.

Dude : U r one stupid son of a bitch...fuck you

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Son Of A Twat Cake

similar to a Son Of A Bitch!! cept my ass made i up to bug the fuck out of Melissa James

"Son Of A Twat Cake!!" I stubbed my toe hoe.

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