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When you get off on liking your own post on social media!
My status masturbation is on point!
the inability to get information to people via facebook due to a numerous amount of comments/posts coming into their status or wall
John: I was gonna tell Rachel happy birthday over facebook, but there was too much status traffic so i held off until later
When a woman rides someone's face for so long, their nose is either flattened or out right removed.
Man that girl is so hot, I wish she'd let me go Voldemort status
when people review movies in their facebook status
dude: did you see Kick Ass?
friend: no, but i read hella good status reviews...
bum status A person that says they always broke but have money
Bum status always coming around when you broke but spending money everywhere else bum status
When a white boy(or girl) acts like the stereo-typical black person such as the rapper Slim Shady-Eminem. Basically when a white person does something like, spit out a sick rhyme, gets in a gang war, or just acts like someone that's hood also known as a wankster.
Bill: man i popped a cap in his A*s just to shut him up then all the hunnies came a runnin, i took this fine dime home
Malik: Daang, white boy! thats straight shady status!
Having achieved the status of ultimate slut. Being epicly nasty.
You know that girl that slept with 6 guys in one night? Yeah. Hoskey status.