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When an item is jammed so deep and hard into a man's urethra that the opening rips, making the penis look like a snake's tongue.
Roger: "Damn son, your piss is spraying everywhere! You wearing a fan spray nozzle on your weiner or something?"
Jim: "Nah dude, I fell dick first on a screwdriver last night and it gave me a tip splitter."
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When a guy places on object against the tip of his dick while he is cumming to use the jizz as glue.
Daryl tip dicked a GPS tracker to an object that he was selling to a hot chick.
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The act of unscrewing one's 'tip' of the penis, and putting it into a plastic case with liquid.
Peter: Ah man, i had to unscrew the tip on friday, it was proper itching
Sue: If i had a tip it would irritate me too, don't worry
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Giving a proportionally larger tip to attractive waiters or waitresses
1. Look at the ass on that waitress! She's definitely getting a nice congratulations tip.
2. That waiter is so ugly. Give him 50 cents for a congratulations tip.
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You man I was so, like, at this girl's house and we were tipping the canoe a bit.
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