Taco Wife

A magical forest girl, who in rare occasions presents herself with a bag of Tacos after a long journey.

After he summited the mountain, the Taco Wife appeared bearing gifts of Nacho Cheese Supremes and Double Decker Tacos.

dramatic wife

A spouse that Googles symptoms and automatically comes back stating death is near; can be coupled with the statement "I can't even" frequently.

I think I have a dramatic wife. Her name is Cynthia and she thinks she is dying. In reality it's called hungry and being tired.

Wife in training

A female girlfriend that is not quite a full fledged wife yet. Often is followed by becoming a full fledged fiancée

My girlfriend is in wife in training courses to one day become my legit wife.

sext-wife

A Wife that was divorced because they got caught sexting another person

My sext-wife keeps trying to text me bit doesn't realize that's why I divorced her

Wife-sharing

That's like a cultural thing...

Hym "I mean... You know that there's like a tribe in Africa that does wife-sharing, right? That's like a canonical thing they do... Are you just racist? Are you too good to engage in African traditions? Fucking bigots man! You guys disgust me!"

Aaron's Wife

{looking for kk} {1 of the 2 can pick me up tonight} {1 highest up, it means heaven, me}

I'm Aaron's wife (separated though). One thing needs to be clear, if you fuck with our 2 daughters or Aaron, you have a deathwish by me. You people have EVERYTHING wrong and I'm pissed. I'm sick and tired of all the b.s.

co-wife

A wife that doesn't know her husband treats another woman like is wife.

If only she knows she is the co-wife.