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A man so handsome and alluring he can turn straight men gay and gay women straight just by looking at him.
Steve: “I’m going to marry Chris Hemsworth!l
Jim: “But you’re straight!”
Steve: “Not any more.”
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A sexual act- The chris lopez is when you place a girl on top of your penis while you are laying down flat on your back. you then begin spinning the girl as if she was a basketball. You do all this while fist-pumping with the hand not being used to spin.
-Hey so I heard you're pretty good at basketball.
-Yea, i guess.
-Have you ever tried the chris lopez?
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(Proper Noun) A sexy beast, someone how is always down for a party, drinking, an all around fun person.
Known not to take shit , its pay up or shut up.
Smooth with the ladys, a natural charm, inviting smile , and the best boyfriend you can imagine.
I wish my boyfriend would be a real Chris Dutcher!
A hairy/hefty guy from Smithtown who only cares about alcohol and taco bell.
That guy is such a Chris Alterio
someone who has genuinely helped me through a lot and i could never appreciate more.
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Person 1: Wow Chris Colfer is really good-looking!
Person 2: Yeah, he is pretty flawless.
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Chris Motionless (Chris Cerulli) is the vocalist for the metalcore band Motionless In White. He is also the sexiest man alive. Has many tattoos and 3 lip piercings and fabulous hair and amazing abs and just gorgeous overall. He is also one of the song writers for his band. Their lyrics are perfect and beautiful and I love all their songs. Chris' voice is one of the best I've ever heard and Motionless In White is definitely a life saving/changing band. I couldn't thank them enough for just existing.
Me: You know the band Motionless In White?
Friend: Yeah they're great. Chris Motionless is amazing.
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