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Sex is good, sex is powerful.... unless you are in the presence of Jordan's king kong dong....he do be packin doe.
Jana * help Jordan (step bro), im stuck in the snack bar
Jordan * thinks Aaron is a cunt
Jordan * proceeds to lay the wood (naked truth)
English translation of the Russian phrase “Pravda Social”. See правда социальные.
Party leaders will be unhappy if comrade does not make happy post on Pravda, I mean Truth Social.
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Pretentious and uneducated young men who believe in shadow government instead of the real government, conspiracy archeology, and every guest Joe Rogan ever had on his podcast. Will not shut up about their one shroom trip. Not as dedicated to drugs as a Wook but not far from. A tinfoil hatter without the charm.
“This backward hat college kid keeps trying to tell me this photo of a crater is proof of giants, this education system only makes truth bros I swear.”
Something that is an indisputable fact. It is an undeniably true statement accepted within society or a community. It can be proven to be correct through observations and testing. It is also the opposite or inverse of a white lie.
Jim, using the scientific method, threw an apple in the air demonstrating gravity was real. All the skeptics had now been shown the black truth.
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Good advice, but how could the sleeping ones even say anything, untruthful or otherwise?
Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.
A massive erection which gives the receiver clarity beyond their wildest dreams; exposes them to truth
I met this hot babe and introduced her to the Torpedo of Truth. She's enlighened beyond her years
When you've gotten so hammered, smashed, or whatever you prefer to call it that you can't lie whether you want to or not or are actually aware of whether you can't lie or not.
Alex: Why am I under arrest officer?
Cop: SIr, you came into the precinct last night seriously inebriated and when we asked what you did before coming here..... you confessed to murder, and told us where to find the body.
Alex: Damn it..... I must have been truth drunk!