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An excuse used by decrepit sycophantic lawyers when caught masturbating
"I was just tucking the shirt in!" Rudy exclaimed while greeted with uproarious laughter
My jaw breakers lasted longer while girlfriends still sucking while I watch a fantastic movie about living forever
Tuck everlasting movie reminds me of jaw breakers.
My great granddaughter is still sucking em balls
A person who likes to make mix around with people. Definitely a friendly man. However, Tuck Kangs may appear pervertic on first impression and at times, but rest assured he has a good heart!
A slang term pertaining to sex, usually referring to anal
Dam girl, you look fine in those yoga pants. Can I tuck it in your Bucket?!
The sexual act where your partner jacks you off firmly until you ejaculate, right before he cums, she pulls the foreskin over the head and sutures it closed for a day. After the cum has hardened and a possible serious green bacteria has formed, she removes the stitches and jerks him off again, releasing a fountain of green, bacteria filled, cum.
1. I just did the Alaskan Willy Tuck with Sandra and now I need to see a doctor!
When it's cold out side, the male must tuck his penis around and behind his scrotum to keep it warm, like how a crawdad hides under a rock to be safe.When it's cold out side, the male must tuck his penis around and behind his scrotum to keep it warm, like how a crawdad hides under a rock to be safe.
Guy A : "Man, I can't believe how cold out is today!"
Guy B : "Oh I know bro. I had to crawdad tuck it."
Guy C : "All day, you gotta hide that cock under the rock."