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A holiday celebrated on the 23'rd of December, created by niche Internet microcelebrity Bumbles McFumbles. It was made from the absolute hatred towards The Polar Express on the Nintendo GameCube. Its mascot is Balan from Balan Wonderworld, and its traditional food item is doughnuts
Person 1: I can't believe it! It's Turbo Christmas! Time to play Balan Wonderworld and eat doughnuts!
Person 2: dude what the fuck are you talking about.
To swipe right so fast you don't even see who you are swiping.
Dude stop turbo swiping. Your gonna match an ugly chick.
Twisting one’s nutsuck till separation from the shaft occurs
Ole Jimmy been limping around since his girl gave him a Texas Turbo Twister
The act of shoving a remote control toy car up your lonely, hairy ass. You then use the remote and drive the car further up your ass while the other hand slides up and down your cock. Make sure to use dish soap as lube. Simply cum 8 times in a row, shove your hand back up your ass and gently remove the toy car (if ass is dry, use your own cum to lubricate the lonely, hairy asshole).
Yo I’m so lonely I resorted to doing The Turbo Jack. Took me 4 hours to finish the process but worth it in the end because my sister enjoyed watching.
When a large man with a beard stuffs both his hands into his own bung and the sound he makes sounds like a turbo spooling.
Dude! Did you see Chris English doin the Cincinnati turbo stuffer to himself?? That was hot!
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A Turbo Pig is a promiscuous, confident, and oft charming male or female who displays little if any consideration for his fellow human beings in any number of pursuits which most commonly solely benefit the individual.
Turbo Pigs are generally self-aware, but outwardly display no shame for their well documented antics. He or she will openly comment on a member of the opposite sex in an inappropriate manner regardless of the company being kept at said time.
Turbo Pigs are commonly found in the fields of entertainment, accounting, and amateur and professional sports.
Mate how about Kobe and Rice at the Olympics? Turbo Pig match made in heaven.
A mode in the Opera browser which is supposed to help the browser work better on slower internet connections. Strangely it accesses blocked websites when active so you can get on thepiratebay... if that's what you want.
Firefox: I am the most efficient web browser!
Chrome: No you're not, I am.
Firefox: Then why do you use so much memory then?
Chrome: Because I run faster than you.
Opera: Hey I can get on blocked websites!
Firefox: No you can't
Opera: Just watch
10 seconds later
Opera: See? My turbo mode allows me to access websites which are blocked.
Firefox and Chrome: SHIT! I CAN'T GET ON PIRATEBAY, STUPID ISP BLOCKING!