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a waiter, waitress, or other retail worker who has a bad attitude or bad service.
My waitress at Olive Garden last night was a service turd. she took my menu before I had ordered!
Throwing up in the toilet, with one's head over the bowl as if one was searching for excrement.
Joe: Hey where did Tyler go?
Tom: He's turd searching after trying the hour of power. Give him some time
The tasty looking chocolate colored drawing crap makes as it takes it's playful last swim through the toilet bowl.
What's up with the turd swirl dude? Don't they have bowl brushes in Canada?
the mental state of someone who cannot articulate the difference between herd immunity and herd mentality
President Trump displayed another shining moment of turd mentality when speaking about COVID this week.
A smoker of turds, and such; a person who enjoys the taste of rolled feces.
Man, that JJSINC is a real turd smoker.
An alternative way of saying asshole. Typically this term is used to describe an individual who may very well be an asshole, but at the same time they are not worthy of your top shelf profanity.
Brian is just a useless turd squeezer. Not an asshole, because asshole would insinuate that , while having a shitty attitude, he actually tries to be a productive member of society.
Someone who lets their terds dangle when they are crapping, either on purpose or because they are generating more power to keep pushing and dont want to cut it just yet.
Omar:Dude the other day Frankie sent me a picture of a turd hanging out of his ass.
Gino: Lol Frankie is such a turd dangler