A manure spreader; device commonly used by farmers to spread livestock feces on their fields to use as fertilizer.
"Dad's out in the field, pulling the turd hearse behind his tractor. He cleaned the hog house today."
When my friends ex-girlfriend was taking too long to get ready to go out one night, another buddy said "What's the point? You might as well try to put perfume on a turd."
Throwing up in the toilet, with one's head over the bowl as if one was searching for excrement.
Joe: Hey where did Tyler go?
Tom: He's turd searching after trying the hour of power. Give him some time
The tasty looking chocolate colored drawing crap makes as it takes it's playful last swim through the toilet bowl.
What's up with the turd swirl dude? Don't they have bowl brushes in Canada?
a waiter, waitress, or other retail worker who has a bad attitude or bad service.
My waitress at Olive Garden last night was a service turd. she took my menu before I had ordered!
the mental state of someone who cannot articulate the difference between herd immunity and herd mentality
President Trump displayed another shining moment of turd mentality when speaking about COVID this week.
A smoker of turds, and such; a person who enjoys the taste of rolled feces.
Man, that JJSINC is a real turd smoker.